hand in the cookie jar
when you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls’ v-g-n- for the pleasure of the girl. similar to fingering
1. sebastian “dudeee, last night i was with this fox and i stuck my hand in the cookie jar” 😉
2. bianca “hey girlyyyy, last night i was with this hottt guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!”
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