hand jive
a dance found in the movie and broadway musical grease. don’t ask me how to do it.
i could barely walk when i milked a cow, when i was three i pushed a plow, while chopping wood i moved my legs, and i started dancing when i gathered eggs. the whole time laughed, i was only five, i danced and gave birth to the hand jive!
a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullsh-t
mary has good bl-wj-bs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. her handjob was more like handjive.
something a matthew amer does with furious vigour when speaking to lee latchford-evans from steps. also applies to john barrowman and, in certain lights, mike read.
matthew amer caught up for a chat with lee over a quick hand jive.
this is what steve’s grandmother did when she was tired, and did not want to have s-x with her husband. you can almost sleep while doing this. it takes very little energy from the giver. and the receiver leaves you alone for a little while. also known as, hand job, or jerking off.
hand jive
1. hand job
2. fingering a v-g-n-
under the bleachers sandy gave sean a little hand jive.
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