Hand Job City
where a hooker/prost-tute refuses to finish a bl-w j-b, then attempts to jerk the patron off.
hooker – “why are you taking so long to c-m?”
patron – “shut up and keep sucking my d-ck”
hooker – “hand job city”
patron – “do i look like the person to f-ck with?”
hooker – “no” ‘resumes bl-w j-b and gets compensated $5.00 usd’
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