Hand Pork


hand porking is the art of porking a female with you’re hand rather than with you’re sausage meat. it can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.
luke – ‘hey bro, i pulled some skett last night. totally hand porked that slag.’

gav – ‘you did what bro?’

luke – ‘hand porked, i had four fingers deep inside that ho.’

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