Hand release
a hand release is a s-xual technique usually done by a m-sseuse or m-sseur on a person by stimulating their erect p-n-s to produce an -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n. a hand release can also be done on a woman by stimulating her cl-toris to produce an -rg-sm.
a hand release after a m-ssage is called a “happy ending”. a release before a m-ssage is called a “happy beginning”.
there are different types of hand releases. the most common is the “hand job” – stroking of the p-n-s to produce -rg-sm. a “french” release is a bl-w j-b. a “swedish” or “russian” is a release done between a woman’s large br–sts.
hand releases on males are usually done after the m-ssage – the therapist uses a lubricating solution to stimulate the erect s-xual organ. m-ssage oil or cream is usually used, but other s-xual water based lubricants, such as astroglide or ky jelly can be used.
inst-tutions that are involved with m-ssage education and licensing are very much against hand release during a m-ssage session because in many places it is illegal and can be termed as a form of prost-tution. however, it is very hard to arrest a m-sseuse or m-sseur for giving a hand release; and although the act of hand release is considered illegal it is rarely if never found out by the legal or licensing authorities.
licensed m-ssage therapists usually don’t do hand releases because of legal or ethical reasons, but there are many professional who don’t see anything wrong with them and will gladly do them once they get to know you better or for an extra fee. m-ssage therapists have to be very careful when they offer a hand release out of fear of being caught and arrested by an undercover police officer. this is rare though.
“do you want a hand release?”, the buxom russian m-ssage therapist named olga asked me.
a legal hand job performed by a m-ssousse.
if you go to a m-ssousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.
when a man is jerked off by either his self or someone else. also known as hr for short.
man if she doesn’t want to give you a bj just get her to give you a soothing hr (hand release).
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