handbagitis


a severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person’s shoulder.
wife says to husband: “it’s just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear…the good doctor recommended i buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief…so i did…with your fishing trip money!”.

Read Also:

  • poustoneo

    greek-cypriot offensive word meaning “a newbie in the army” kane ka8ariot-tes re poustoneo mi se liwsw sto 2-4 ¼ëïé åóåßò ïé 83üñéäåò ðïõ íïìßæåôáé üôé ìå 4 ìçíüêéá óôï ñùìáíýëç ðáëéþóáôå.ç ãêáôæá óáò ðåñéìýíåé!!! õ.ã.ñå,äåí èá îáíáêüíù üñãáíï… ï ðéðåñéüò ôï ðïõóôüíåï ðüëé ôéò óêüôùóå ôéò õðçñåóßåò

  • Powch

    how a black man says pooch (meaning dog) on my way home from school i look out the school bus window and see a man walking his dog, then i overhear an african american cl-ssmate in the seat in front of me say: “man, look at dat powch” true story nut sack, b-lls, berries, nads, […]

  • poxbottle

    variation of nacker ie. north side dubliner. but tend to blow glue and paint and lie un-conscience near flat complexes wheres me score you f-ckin poxbottle

  • prarie dog

    when you gotta p–p so bad that the poo pops out and goes back in, just like a prarie dog does. i think i’m gonna go prarie dog hunting but first i gotta poo cause i’m prarie d-gg-n it. when ur sh-t goes in and out ur -sshole because u have to take a bad […]

  • praughnt

    word to descride the sound of a squeeling queef. a squeeling queef jim: holy f-ck, linda just ripped -ss pat: no, she just praughnted


Disclaimer: handbagitis definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.