handgasm
special handshake; also known as the queef shake; occurs while shaking hands where one or both people of the handshake allo their middle finger to stick out and tickle one another’s palm;
similar to ‘fingering’ another’s v-g-n- but on the palm of one’s hand
aaron gave shalini and handgasm after which she gave a great laugh of pleasure
2 more definitions
the sensation of warmth spreading rapidly over one’s hand in a pleasing and stimulating manner.
sticking your hand in a warm glove or some other similarly warmth providing pocket. ex. joel gave me his gloves to wear and they gave me a handgasm.
the act of giving a male or female an -rg-sm using only your hands or fingers
i gave my boyfriend the best handgasm last night and he shot his load all over me !
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