handglider


a little known phrase which can be slipped into common parlance without the other party necessarily knowing it to be offensive. the pastime of “hang gliding” is well known, the term “hand gliding” albeit sounding similar is a term -ssociated with “masturbation”. “hand gliding” refers to your hand moving up and down the -ssociated gentleman sausage.
person 1

“jesus christ i have been w-nking myself stupid over these last couple of days, i have nearly torn my own c-ck off”…

person 2

“for sure, you are turning into a real handglider my friend”

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