handicat
a term coined by the webcomic el goonish shive. a handicat is the word for being unable to move because a cat is sitting on your lap or another part of your body.
i ended up stuck in a chair all afternoon because i had a handicat.
a very “special” breed of cat
boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he’s handicat.
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