handjob


the 21st century equivalent of the kiss.
when another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man p-n-s with her hand(s) until the man -j-c-l-t-s.

a hand job is something that a nice girl can do for a man and and still retain her dignity, unlike a bl-w j-b.
i am sitting with my girl friend on the sofa watching tv, and she reaches over and undoes my belt, then she looks at me saying nothing but with a little devilish smile on her face. she then slowly pulls my pants down to my ankles, and then reaches back up, putting her hand inside my boxers. i gasp and breath a little harder as i feel her little hand take hold of my c-ck and b-lls, and then pull them out through the opening in my boxers, exposing them. i feel my breath quicked again as she pulls my foreskin back slowly over the head of my c-ck, and blows gently on my c-ck head giggling a little. with that devilish grin again she looks up into my eyes, and i know i am powerless to resist her. my pulse is racing now and my c-ck quickly becomes rock hard and curves up eager for her. i moan a little as her small hand takes a firm grip around my thick shaft. very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down my throbbing shaft. she starts of slowly but soon her little hand is moving faster and faster, and she is pulling down on my c-ck which she knows i like. i am breathing really hard now, and lost in her rhythm, each movement she makes is heaven. i feel my b-lls starting to tighten, and the pressure stating to build, my c-ck is harder than ever. the pressure is starting to build more and more, my pulse is racing, i tense my body to try and stop it building, but her rhythm is relentless. i tighten my fists, and i feel my toes curl, i arch my back, shut my eyes tight, i try and hold back just a second more, but suddenly i cannot hold back anymore, and huge waves of pleasure overcomes me as i thrust out my c-ck with each huge arc of seamen that jets out uncontrollably. as the pleasure subsides, my knees are shaking a little, my girlfriend cleans me up with a tissue, and i cuddle here for a while.

that was a great hand job!
discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite s-x by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do ch-r-s or give them flowers.
“a handjob, that’s a man job; but a bl-wj-b? that’s yo’ job.”
when another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man’s p-n-s with their hand, usually to make them reach -rg-sm.
there’s a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. a guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they’re a girl makes the guy feel better and he’s more likely to c-m faster. it’s the same reason a straight girl wouldn’t want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she’s going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or bl-w j-b from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your c-ck.
what s-x was in eighth grade.
robin gave me a handjob in the back of the #20 bus.
when a woman -j-c-l-t-s a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her v-g-n-, her t-ts, or her lips)
she had just met him 5 hours ago; she was concerned about his unknown history, so when he fingered her to a climax, she reciprocated by giving him the best hand job he had ever had. it was the first time that he had ever spurted over 9 times. it left him completely drained.
when a girl m-ssages a guys p-n-s so that he moans and groans like there is no f-cking tomorrow. if done correctly, -j-c-l-t–n occurs…girls, this is a clean version of oral s-x…why get your mouth dirty if you don’t have to?!
timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a bl-w j-b…he was so hard…

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