Handjob Haney
to prematurely -j-c-l-t- as soon as a woman touches your p-n-s after 3+ years of not getting any. then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won’t start forcing you to walk to a friends.
“that chick got me so hot last night i almost pulled a handjob haney.”
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