handknives


not a pocket knife.
why don’t you just use my hand knife?
biceps that show lack of definition and size
smaller than “guns”
meant as a put down
martin: did you get the tickets? tickets to what? to the gun show! -flex-

helen: ahaha, those aren’t guns, those are handknives.

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