handle the shit


a game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of sh-t, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. best if done at night.
“oh man i gotta sh-t, and i’m pretty bored. hey guys let’s play handle the sh-t!”

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