Handlejobbler
a handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.
b: dude! chick-fil-a is closed again! i hate that they aren’t open on wednesday.
c: there’s a kfc open down the road man! relax!
b: nah man, kfc’s such a handlejobbler. i’d rather get chinese.
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