Hand(s) down the pants
a non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the tv and slipping one hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.
edward: you going out tonight?
don: nah, i’m just going to chill and do some “hand(s) down the pants” time in front of the tube.
edward: deceptively elegant, yet surprisingly simple
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