hands off the merchandise!


basically “don’t touch my stuff, punk.”

person a: dude, awesome ipod!! (reaches for ipod)

person b: hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!
hands off the merchandise!

a protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
weary girl (pushing her guy’s “exploring” hand away from her b–bs): hey! hands off the merchandise! i wanna go to sleep now!

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