Handsexual
a strong attraction to the human hand in a s-xual manner. unlike a hand fetish, hands-xuals have a s-xual attraction to only hands. gender is not needed for a hands-xual, which most hands-xuals rejoice over.
“sorry ladies, i’m a hands-xual.”
“guys, i’m hands-xual.”
mom? dad? i think i’m hands-xual…”
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