Handsome Shark
an attractive male, bearing similarities to sharks. examples of known, handsome sharks are michael f-ssbender (his smile is extremely wide, showing off all his teeth, very much like a shark) and the character simon form the e4 series misfits.
a handsome shark is s-xy, maybe pale and a little bit bad.
girl 1:”did you see that guy, he was so hot.”
girl 2: “yeah, he was a total shark”
quote from misfits 2×03
kelly: what have i told you about d-cking around with simon?
nathan: who’s d-cking around?
kelly: you put your tongue in his mouth!
nathan: ah, jesus. alright, alright. so i got a bit fresh with him. i was staring into those big beautiful eyes; he’s like a… he’s like a handsome shark! i couldn’t help myself. i love him.
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