Handstands
the newest and best kept secret at evhs which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. shirts are now being made under the handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. the people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. there are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as ‘handstands’ seems to have ties with the 19 community.
student 1: hey my new “we run ev” shirt from the handstand guys just came in!
student 2: really? my cousin at mp just bought one at the basketball game, and i have the original “i love handstands” one.
student 3: what’re handstands?
student 1: i don’t know, but who cares?
the newest and best kept secret at evhs which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. shirts are now being made under the handstands name, and the word, along with its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. the people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. there are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as ‘handstands’ seems to have ties with the 19 community.
student 1: hey my new “we run ev” shirt from the handstand guys just came in!
student 2: really? my cousin at mp just bought one at the basketball game, and i have the original “i love handstands” one.
student 3: what’re handstands?
student 1: i don’t know, but who cares?
the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a bl-wj-b often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular bl-w j-bs…only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the c-m with shoot out the girls nose like milk.
dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.
this is when you are getting a bl-w j-b from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. you have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the bj. this is known as the handstand.
i made her do the hand stand last night.
this is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. this can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. this last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.
i like watching the movies “bring-it-on” and “you got served” to watch the handstands so i can use when i am breaking.
this is when you are getting a bl-w j-b from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. you have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the bj. this is known as the handstand.
i totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!
the act of doing a handstand with one’s hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.
glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.
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