handsy mouthies
the range of s-xual actions that does not involve actual s-x or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying ‘everything but s-x’ that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.
“did you get the full ten points and have s-x with that girl last night?”
“not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me”
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