handvac
an object or tool of sorts used for self f-ll-t–..
dude 1: “i can’t my girlfriend to go down on me.”
dude 2:”you need a handvac bro.”
dude 1:”what the h-ll for??”
dude 2:”so you can suck your own d-ck! haha”
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