Hankins
an extremely large family full of fun loving, gun toting, jeep driving, hooligans who’ll kick your -ss anytime day or night. and don’t forget the mother f-cking strawberry rhubarb pie.
“holy sh-t, it’s super man!!!”
“no, thats just a hankins, see the pie?”
when you’re gone off that hank juice, or drunk off some captain’s and are at high energy, somewhat comparable to being hyphy or crunk.
“eh, you want some more of that hank juice?”
“nah, i’m already hankin’!!!”
a nickname for a girl who is loved by her boyfriend very much.
girl: so you really love her?
guy: yeah, she’s my hankins!
masterbating over a picture of someone you hate.
it is widely believed that this technique embues the w-nker with superior wrist action.
also it is believed that this technique increases torque in the elbow
“i had such a viscious hankin’ session over a picture of adolf hitler earlier i broke my arm.”
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