Hanky Sack
a game played by men and women in a group where the woman places a clean pressed handkerchief (hanky) around a mans t-st-cl-s / scr-t-m (sack) and m-ssages the testies with the handkerchief so the man gets an erection.
once a full erection is reached, another person in the group starts a stopwatch / timer as the woman continues to m-ssage the testies in order to make the man -j-c-l-t-. as soon as the man -j-c-l-t-s the timer is stopped. the woman or the man cannot touch the p-n-s during this time as it will result in disqualification.
if the man -j-c-l-t-s in less that 1 minute he gets 5 points, less than 2 minutes he gets 4 points, less than 3 minutes he gets 3 points…etc.., after 5 minutes, if the man has not -j-c-l-t-d he is disqualified. however if the man has a very large -j-c-l-t–n he can gain a bonus point.
other handkerchiefs can be placed on around the mans groin and stomach as an additional turn on and to catch the -j-c-l-t-.
the woman can also strip naked and play with her nipples / v-g-n- to encourage the mans -j-c-l-t–n.
derek managed to score 6 points in last night’s game of hanky sack. it took him only 23.7 seconds to -j-c-l-t- and required 3 handkerchiefs to clean up afterwards!
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