Hanlon Street Hustler


word used primarily to describe young men who enjoy s-x with old women, usually involving walking sticks, prune juice and lots of lube.
retired granny 1: hey doris did you see that strapping young lad in ward 2.
retired granny 2: i sure did. he’s such a hanlon street hustler.
retired granny 1: hed be worth staying awake past 5pm for.
retired granny 2: oohh edna you saucy minx!

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