Hannah’s carpet


hannah’s carpet is the most amazing carpet that has ever existed. when you go over to her house, you just end up lying on her carpet instead of sitting on her amazingly comfortable and fancy couches.
it is soft and plush and fluffy and hannah herself doesn’t realise just what is so attractive about hannah’s carpet.
“hey guys, take a seat on the couch” -hannah
“i would rather lie on your carpet. i mean, it’s not that often that you get a chance to lie down on hannah’s carpet” – friend

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