Hannibal Hand Job
when a fat older woman rubs paprika on the genitals of a miserable old queen of a man. often followed by demolishing his house with food from the refridgerator and/or causing a domestic dispute. named for the small town that pioneered the practice, hannibal, ny.
billy got hauled off to jail after his ex gave him the hannibal hand job.
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