Hanoi Plumber
when a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her -sshole. the man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a sh-t) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.
i gave my wife a “hanoi plumber” yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.
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