Hans Christiaan


look at your definition, no look back at mine, now back to yours, now back to mine! sadly, yours isn’t mine. but if you stopped calling yourself other things and made this your name instead, your definition could be like mine. look down, back up,
where are you? you’re on urban dictionary, reading the definition of what your name could look like!
hans christiaan is here. i’m a white chocolate statue of a man. look there! now i’m here. where are you?

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