Hans Gehrke


someone who blows people’s minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.
dude… that guy is more than awesome… he’s hans gehrke.
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a very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same r-t-rded looking sweatshirt everyday. he enjoys taking it up the -ss with his other queer friends. he plans to get a s-x change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.
“hans, quit raping me!”
“oh my god, that dude is such a hans gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!”

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