hanukkah zombie


a jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. the jewish equivalent of santa, only a lot less cool. he carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. overall he’s a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your -ss. not a big fan of mel gibson films.

the hanukkah zombie totally didn’t deliver on the goods this hanukkah. i think his ti-fighter broke down.

-so kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prost-tute.

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