Hanus Crime
the act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one’s underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. the discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.
every time i do my sons laundry, i discover that he has committed another h-n-s crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his b-tt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.
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