haoxuan
a haoxuan is what many consider a new unit of measurement, approximately half an inch long. the term came from a gentleman named haoxuan who openly admitted he has a half inch p-n-s, as comparing himself to a black guy. therefore, a haoxuan is someone with a half-inch p-n-s, and there are twenty four haoxuans in a foot.
was he good in bed?
naw, he was a haoxuan.
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