Happions
1. nickname for advil. pain = sad, advil = happy.
2. unit of measurement to measure happiness.
1. what are you doing here? didn’t that girl’s boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?
i’m good, took a handful of happions, can’t feel a thing…
2. how’s the new skatepark?
pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if i didn’t fall so much cuz i’m not really good at skateboarding…
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