Happitarian


one who only eats happy meat. often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it’s free-range, gr-ss-fed, organic, happy meat.

often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
karl: i never see you eat any meat, sue, are you a vegetarian?

sue: nah, i love meat too much to give it up completely. i just eat happy meat.

karl: oh. you’re a happitarian. (snorts in disgust)

sue: that’s right!

karl: well, i’m off to burger king, where i can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. no veg-meat for me.

Read Also:

  • negadice

    same as “no dice”. an outright refusal, denial or reb-ttal; essentially, shorthand for ‘no f-cking way’. also can mean no luck, plans fell through, and not going to happen. joe: hey johnboy, can i borrow a cigarette? johnboy: negadice! hey, party at your house tonite. negadice.

  • curved edge

    people who do not believe in the teachings of straight edgeness. basicaly, they are the exact opposite of straight edge. they have casual s-x, smoke pot, and get p-ss drunk. they have much more fun than sraight edge kids, and aren’t afraid to live life. im so curved edge, i got wasted, was high, and […]

  • Cutie Mark

    the symbols marking the hindquarters of my little pony characters, particularly those of the fourth generation (see my little pony: friendship is magic). a cutie mark usually gives some indication of a pony’s special talent, profession, or personality. fluttershy’s cutie mark is a trio of b-tterflies because her special talent relates to animals.

  • cutterifeek

    when you fall into a state of ecstasy after getting a papercut. friend 1: my cl-ss is so boring. ooh! i got a papercut! friend 2: oh cutterifeek!

  • dead assodopholis

    dead -ssopopholis is a condition where all the blood in your body turns to lead and you cant get up. meaning of lazyness. (matt) james, you been sitting there all day (james) yea i know, i am bored. (matt) naw, you got dead -ssodopholis.


Disclaimer: Happitarian definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.