Happitarian
one who only eats happy meat. often mistaken for a vegetarian, but these folks have no hard feelings about eating meat, as long as it’s free-range, gr-ss-fed, organic, happy meat.
often broke, as happy meat tends to be expensive.
karl: i never see you eat any meat, sue, are you a vegetarian?
sue: nah, i love meat too much to give it up completely. i just eat happy meat.
karl: oh. you’re a happitarian. (snorts in disgust)
sue: that’s right!
karl: well, i’m off to burger king, where i can get a hot, juicy burger for pennies. no veg-meat for me.
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