Happy Barber
happy barber is a term used to describe oral s-x from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. the shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. either razor or an electric appliance could be used. female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.
matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.
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