happy birthday
when it’s your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a cr-ppy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to… i suck! waaaaaah!
i would define you the song,
but it’s unfortunately copyrighted.
small, innocent child: happy birthday to you..
corporate: hey! bad child!
9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected s-x
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy s-x day to your parents!
happy-whatever reason im giving this small insignificant piece of cr-p to you.
should be said with enthusiasm.
person, whilst handing someone else a half empty tube of toothpaste:happy birthday
happy birthday to anyone who’s bored enough to look up happy birthday on their birthday…
birthday girl: i’m so bored, i’m gonna look up happy birthday on urban dictionary.
the act of performing a celebratory -j-c-l-t–n on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now c-m filled chest.
man billy surprised me with one h-ll of a happy birthday last night, i am still wiping confetti of my t-ts.
1. a song sung on someone’s birthday.
2. the act of hitting someone with a container full of very hot tap water while they are sleeping or p-ssed out; singing the happy birthday song.
my cousin was p-ssed out on the couch so we filled up the dish basin with hot water and gave him a happy birthday, it was so funny!
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