happy burf dizzle
a creative and clever rendition of happy birthday. this amazing creation must never be used by bros, bro hos, hardcore kids, scene kids, metalheads, murderers(a.k.a. anyone in the military), blacks, terrorists, anyone who plays wow or any other larp game, wiggers, people who watch house or 24, people who wear abercrombie and fitch or hollister, girls with fake t-ts, people who drink starbucks and own ipods, and anyone who likes the yankees.
knock knock knock
-opens door-
hey..
hey dude. happy burf dizzle.
haha…for sure, thanks.
-happy ending-
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