Happy Dinosaur Riding
the act of s-x when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your -ss up.
“dude! while you were winning the gold medal for your partic-p-tion in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. that heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4b. i figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. take the blue pill fast. happy dinosaur riding!”
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