happy dolphin
when you approach the female for -n-l, she turns around looks at you and eagerly nods her head up and down like flipper while emitting a shrill eh-huh, eh-huh pleased noise
i took this girl home last night and gave her the ol happy dolphin.
the act of ramming your erect member into a females -n-s. the noise the female emits often resembles the “indo-pacific bottlenose dolphin”, which inhabit temperate to moderately warm waters of the northern pacific ridge. for more information visit your local library.
the poster above clearly doesn’t know what a happy dolphin is.
when performing the act of s-x in a doggy style position the male takes both of the b-tch’s wrists and pulls back on them making the broad look like flipper begging for a treat.
i was plowing this swamp donkey from behind and was pulling her hair to gain leverage… that did not get the desired depth so i took her by the wrists and pulled her upright with every pull she resembled a happy dolphin making that weird noise and everything…. she told me it was the first time shes ever been filled out before…
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