happy fucker
n. 1. a male with extreme luck with females. emphasis on undeserved.
2. one who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it
that kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new bmw his parents bought him is such a happy f-cker. i want to gouge his eyes out with my c-ck.
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