happy gilmored
happy gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. happy gilmoring/happy gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect p-n-s and sprint right towards the bent over -ss of the person you are trying to have s-x with. the intent is to have your d-ck go further up the v-g-n-/-sshole than any other c-ck that has been in there in the past.
dude: yo man my chick drank so much and p-ssed out leaning on the bed last night.
friend: did you do anything weird to her?
dude: weird? no. but i happy gilmored the sh-t outta that -ss. got like 3 inches deep!
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