Happy kangaroo
when you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend …. you strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo
dave: hey tom is your old lady still p-ssed about the weekend? tom : nah it’s all good i just gave her a happy kangaroo … let’s go get drunk again
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