Happy Landon
while doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. aqua pana, vittel, or voss) into your partners -n-l c-n-l. once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain gl-ss window .
while i was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if i keep farting that i would end up on the reciving end of a happy landon
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