happy merchant
a meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a kippah and rubbing his hands together.
normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical jew.
john: hey bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
bob: no, i didn’t
john: bob, don’t lie i saw you take it
bob: fine, i took it but i’m keeping it
john: you happy merchant!
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