Happy Monday
“happy monday” is a weekly internationally distributed email based newsletter full of br–sts that keep you happy on monday’s.
it’s subscribers belong to “the kingdom of happy monday” – a delightful and wonderful place, headed by king monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men – “the t-ttie committee”.
according to legend, on thy 8th day g-d created the b–b. and g-d saw that it was good, but lonely. so on thy 9th day, g-d created another. and it was…awesome. he then made sure king monday took control of b–bies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the kingdom.
why happy monday? it’s simple – don’t hate mondays! it’s one seventh of your life! if you die when you’re 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it’s monday…and that just won’t do.
so thanks to happy monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore – instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.
apparently, a woman’s biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. on the other hand, a man’s biggest annoyance is seeing b–bs he can’t touch.
happy monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.
lots of love and b–bies.
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happy monday…this sh-t just got real
bunch of scallies who made a few million quid then p-ssed it up the wall. revolutionised indie, rock and dance music in the process. also introduced ecstasy to the north of england.
“that dj was a c-nt”
“i know, he didn’t even have any happy mondays”
excessively cheerful office workers with overly earnest or maternal natures
the woman who greets you with a playful “here comes trouble” when you p-ss them on the way to you desk.
an adjective meaning very happy and giddy.
yesterday, i was so happy monday, i had to scream!
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