Happy Parrot


a variation on the angry pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her “parrot” – or shoulder – to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk “pieces of eight” and smile as you would if you had a beak
i was totally going to give her an angry pirate but the b-tch ducked, so i gave her a happy parrot instead.

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