happy penis


playful slang for an erection or b-n-r. the opposite of sad p-n-s.
my girlfriend unzipped my pants and my c-ck sprang out to greet her. she smiled up at me. “happy p-n-s?” she said.

“happy p-n-s.” i replied.

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