happy turtle
noun: a s-xually satisfied uncirc-msized man.
turtle references the appearance of an uncut p-n-s.
girl one: you hooked up with ricardo?
girl two: we had s-x all night long.
girl one: ah—that was one happy turtle.
girl two: of course.
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