happydar
the radar transmission in your ex’s brain where the moment you are happy, and over them, a signal goes off in their brain to contact you and ruin everything.
julie: today is the day my exes contact me.
marisa: heh?
julie: my ex matt called me last night
julie: and my ex derek imed me
julie: neither i ever talk to
marisa: of course
marisa : they have happydar
marisa: if ur not miserable over them
marisa: they know it
when an ex contacts you when you’re feeling good again after a breakup or you’ve found a new man. radar for happiness.
why’s he calling me again?
happydar.
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