hapster


opposite of hipster. dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.
“dude, i love bowling for soup.”
“that band is 20 years old. where have you been?”

“i’m a hapster man. leave me alone.”
a type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.
my hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a disney movie.

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